{"product_id":"funny-garden-sign-metal-garden-stake-31671","title":"Funny Garden Sign Metal Garden Stake, Garden Now Wine Later, Funny Gardener Gift, Sarcastic Garden Decor, Gift for Plant Lover","description":"\u003cp\u003eGarden now. Wine later. 🌱\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause every gardener knows the struggle—pull the weeds, battle the pests, revive the drama queen plants... then you can complain about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny metal garden stake adds personality and humor to any flower bed, raised garden, patio planter, or backyard space. Designed for gardeners who love their plants and a little sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA perfect gift for:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Gardeners\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Plant moms\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Moms who love gardening\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Friends with a sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Housewarming gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Birthday gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Mother’s Day gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Retirement gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\n• Rustic raw steel finish that naturally develops a beautiful patina over time\u003cbr\u003e\n• Outdoor garden-safe design\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single integrated stake for easy placement\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handmade in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate Size\u003cbr\u003e\nSign measures 10\" wide, 4\" tall.\u003cbr\u003e\nShort stake is 4\"\u003cbr\u003e\nLong stake is 13\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinish Notes\u003cbr\u003e\nThis listing ships in a raw steel finish and will naturally weather\/patina over time, giving each piece a unique rustic character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause handmade steel naturally varies, slight differences in finish and patina pattern make every piece one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMakes a hilarious conversation piece for:\u003cbr\u003e\nflower beds, vegetable gardens, raised beds, herb gardens, porch planters, and patio décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift Message\u003cbr\u003e\nSending as a gift? We’re happy to help make someone laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"4 Phase Fabrication","offers":[{"title":"Short Stake \/ Raw (Patinas)","offer_id":48695231676606,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Short Stake \/ Clear Coat","offer_id":48695231709374,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Short Stake \/ Hammered Black","offer_id":48695231742142,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Stake \/ Raw (Patinas)","offer_id":48695231774910,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Stake \/ Clear Coat","offer_id":48695231807678,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long Stake \/ Hammered Black","offer_id":48695231840446,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0525\/7442\/1182\/files\/il_fullxfull.8022359904_albj.jpg?v=1786297141","url":"https:\/\/4phasefabrication.com\/products\/funny-garden-sign-metal-garden-stake-31671","provider":"4 Phase Fabrication","version":"1.0","type":"link"}